Ah, it hot today. Wish it rain. But, then...maybe not. Let be sun shine and the rain drop when in time. Btw, i found some nice wisdom for your scrapbooking quotes. Here there are,
"Before you want to say something bad today, think of someone who can't talk at all"
"Before you complaining about your food taste, think of someone who don't have anything to eat"
"Before you complaining you don't have nothing, think of someone who ask for money in the street"
"Before you complaining about how ugly you are, think of someone who are in the worst condition in his/her life"
"Before you complaining about your husband/wife, think of someone who still praying asking for someone special"
"Before you complaining about your life, think of someone who died to soon"
"Before you complaining about your children, think of someone who dying to have a children but realize he/she sterile"
"Before you complaining about your dirty house because your home maid are not doing her work, think of someone who live in the street"
"Before you complaining about how far you have been driving, think of someone who walk in the same distance"
"Before you complaining about your job, think of someone who don't have a job, handicap who wish they have the same job as you"
"Before you point your finger and blame others, remember that the other 3 fingers are pointing at you"
"Allow me to pray not to deliver from evil, but for i'm not afraid to face it"
"Allow me to beg not my suffer go away, but for my heart to endure it"
"Allow me to wish not to find allies in my life battlefield, but to have my own strength"
"Allow me to wish not to hope in fear and discomfort for my freedom, but hope for patience to win my freedom"
"Bless me so I'm not became a coward who feel YOUR mercy in my success only, but let me find YOUR grasp in my failure"
"Only in the darkness of the night you can see the brightness of the star"
"Fortunate indeed a man who see in the darkness of the the night and can see the bright of the morning sun"
"Man can't choose where he will be born, but he can choose to control where the destiny take him"
"You are what you think"
"Grow where you planted" ~Terry J.Lundgren ,Pres,CEO,Dir (Federated Department Stores,Inc)
"Be yourselft every time" ~Cathie Balck (Hearst Magaines President)
"See everything from different perspective...be wise"
"The greatest enemy of mankind is him/herself"
" I learned, that there isn't something instant or fast enough in this world, everything need a process and growth. Except broken heart.."
"I learned, that i have to choose whether to control my attitude and emotion or my attitude and emotion controlling me"
"I learned, i have the right to be angry, but that doesn' t mean i have to hate and act cruel"
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Funny Scrapbooking Quotes
Hi, just surfing the internet and find some funny quotes, here are some of it:
"You need Time, We Need Money"
"Ride For Free, Pay When Go Down"
"Don't Marry If The Seal Is Broken"
"2 Wife is enough, man or women is the same" ---> got dang!! What the meaning of this?!!
"If you can read, it means you too close"
” Wedding Invitation. I’m getting married next month. There’ll be a small party. Would you like to come? lease don’t bring any gifts. Just bring a man to marry me…”
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
--- by: Ellen DeGeneres ---
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman;"
--- by: George Burns ---
"My black can make you bright. My black not always black. White without black would never be bright"
"When i'm sorrow, you near me. When i cry, you with me. When i'm sad, you beside me. Now i realize, you are truly....BAD LUCK!"
" Honey...
This morning i can't eat because missing you
Then in the afternoon, i also can't eat because thinking of you
At night, i can't sleep because i'm starving"
" I came to your bed, i stare your face. i kiss your cheeks, i kiss you forehead and i whisper in your ear, MAY YOU REST IN PEACE"
" I just got a call from the zoo. They said they lost a monkey. Relax, i don't told them you are here"
"Congratulation, you're chosen in white skin, smooth and mature category and have the right to go to the Healthy Cow Grand Final."
" I know you are charming
Cute
Funny
Sweet
Kind
and Obedient
Just there is a problem
I'm allergic to animal"
"1. Message received
2. Cute person send it
3. Stupid person read it
4. Stupid person STILL read it
5. Stupid person start to pissing off
6. Stupid person send it to another stupid person"
" Sometimes im asking my selft. Why i like you? Why i care for you? And always missing you.
Then my heart says, maybe because i'm a pet lover!"
"One day there is a check up
1. Who is pretty please to the left
2. Who is handsome please to the right
3. Who is ugly please to the center
HEY YOU WHO READ THIS, DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE FU***NG DEAF!!"
"GOD made human in pairs
There is a man, there is a girl
There is ugly, and there is cute
The cute one write this
The ugly one read it
Accept it..."
" If your life in darkness, then pray
If after pray you still in the dark
Then pay the electric bill!"
"I stared at you.
My heart in question, is it true?
I hold my breath, you look down
Then i ask, "do you just fart?"
"If someone say, your crazy, just be patient
If someone say, your ugly, be cool
If someone say, your smart, SLAP HIM IN THE FACE. HE'S LYING!"
"Man fall in love is natural. Fish swimming is natural. Cow eat grass is natural. Monkey can read this....still read??? MARVELOUS"
" I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laff I laff.
U jump out of d window
I look dwn & then ...... I laff again! :)"
" Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u.
Please return to the zoo, they all miss u, don't escape again!!! "
"When did Noah build the boat? - Before the rain" ~ by Robert Redford
"Thank God if you have someone to love, pray to God if you don’t."
"You have two choices in life: One, ife singel and miserable all of your life. Or, get married an you wish you're dead"
"Woman's prayer: God give me wisdom to understand a man, to love and forgive and patience to his behaviour. 'Coz God, if i'm asking streght.. i can beat him to death"
"You need Time, We Need Money"
"Ride For Free, Pay When Go Down"
"Don't Marry If The Seal Is Broken"
"2 Wife is enough, man or women is the same" ---> got dang!! What the meaning of this?!!
"If you can read, it means you too close"
” Wedding Invitation. I’m getting married next month. There’ll be a small party. Would you like to come? lease don’t bring any gifts. Just bring a man to marry me…”
"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 now, and we don't know where the hell she is."
--- by: Ellen DeGeneres ---
"Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman - or a bad woman;"
--- by: George Burns ---
"My black can make you bright. My black not always black. White without black would never be bright"
"When i'm sorrow, you near me. When i cry, you with me. When i'm sad, you beside me. Now i realize, you are truly....BAD LUCK!"
" Honey...
This morning i can't eat because missing you
Then in the afternoon, i also can't eat because thinking of you
At night, i can't sleep because i'm starving"
" I came to your bed, i stare your face. i kiss your cheeks, i kiss you forehead and i whisper in your ear, MAY YOU REST IN PEACE"
" I just got a call from the zoo. They said they lost a monkey. Relax, i don't told them you are here"
"Congratulation, you're chosen in white skin, smooth and mature category and have the right to go to the Healthy Cow Grand Final."
" I know you are charming
Cute
Funny
Sweet
Kind
and Obedient
Just there is a problem
I'm allergic to animal"
"1. Message received
2. Cute person send it
3. Stupid person read it
4. Stupid person STILL read it
5. Stupid person start to pissing off
6. Stupid person send it to another stupid person"
" Sometimes im asking my selft. Why i like you? Why i care for you? And always missing you.
Then my heart says, maybe because i'm a pet lover!"
"One day there is a check up
1. Who is pretty please to the left
2. Who is handsome please to the right
3. Who is ugly please to the center
HEY YOU WHO READ THIS, DON'T PRETEND YOU'RE FU***NG DEAF!!"
"GOD made human in pairs
There is a man, there is a girl
There is ugly, and there is cute
The cute one write this
The ugly one read it
Accept it..."
" If your life in darkness, then pray
If after pray you still in the dark
Then pay the electric bill!"
"I stared at you.
My heart in question, is it true?
I hold my breath, you look down
Then i ask, "do you just fart?"
"If someone say, your crazy, just be patient
If someone say, your ugly, be cool
If someone say, your smart, SLAP HIM IN THE FACE. HE'S LYING!"
"Man fall in love is natural. Fish swimming is natural. Cow eat grass is natural. Monkey can read this....still read??? MARVELOUS"
" I want u 2 know dat our frenship means alot 2 me.
U cry I cry.
U laff I laff.
U jump out of d window
I look dwn & then ...... I laff again! :)"
" Birds love u, Monkeys love u, Hippos love u, Chimpanzee love u, Tortoise love u, Giraffe love u.
Please return to the zoo, they all miss u, don't escape again!!! "
"When did Noah build the boat? - Before the rain" ~ by Robert Redford
"Thank God if you have someone to love, pray to God if you don’t."
"You have two choices in life: One, ife singel and miserable all of your life. Or, get married an you wish you're dead"
"Woman's prayer: God give me wisdom to understand a man, to love and forgive and patience to his behaviour. 'Coz God, if i'm asking streght.. i can beat him to death"
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